November Clerihews 9

Jonathan Bartley

(head of the Green Party)

came to speak at KM8, which was nice

till he got dragged off by the Pol-ice.

 

November Clerihews 8

 

Prince Alwaleed

never smokes weed.

Now he’s been arrested

that can be tested.

November Clerihews 7

Tonight’s Clerihew (about Crispin Blunt) has been cancelled.

November Clerihews 6

Theresa May

wakes up every day

to yet more bad-news stories

about Tories.

November Clerihews 5

Priti Patel

went on holiday to Isra-el.

She should have left her case

back at base.

November Clerihews 4

Kim Jong Un

isn’t much fun.

Except when his statue is

burned at Lewes.

 

November Clerihews 3

Katy Perry

has so very

many followers on Twit.,

there’s more than one for every Brit.

November Clerihews 2

Some say Mr Trump

looks like a rabid pump-

kin. But I can’t agree that’s true,

because he’d sue.

November Clerihews: 1

Edmund Clerihew

wrote the first very-few

of those delightful little games

with people’s names.