Ship’s wheel down by the river (near the flood-resilient pub that’s always in the News)
Diamond ring just outside the Oxfam shop
Virgin Mary by the Minster
Stephenson’s Rocket (near the Guy Fawkes pub)
A frozen Orchid near the Old Starre Inn (of ‘Jonathan Strange and Mr Norris’ fame)
is never the victim of double-entendres.
Which is more than can be said
keeps a quarter of hash under his pillow.
‘Cause he’s not the kind of bloke
to bum a smoke.
never wears Dacron.
He’s more likely to be seen
in Racing Green.
works very hard
but would rather pass her days
in street cafés.
can herd cats in a circle
which she often has to do
for the E.U.