Bernie Sanders
is never the victim of double-entendres.
Which is more than can be said
for Maidenhead.
Bernie Sanders
is never the victim of double-entendres.
Which is more than can be said
for Maidenhead.
Michael Portillo
keeps a quarter of hash under his pillow.
‘Cause he’s not the kind of bloke
to bum a smoke.
Emmanuel Macron
never wears Dacron.
He’s more likely to be seen
in Racing Green.
Christine LaGard
works very hard
but would rather pass her days
in street cafés.
Mike Pence
sits on the fence
hurling ornamental trays
at passing gays.
Angela Merkel
can herd cats in a circle
which she often has to do
for the E.U.
Mad Max
hoards stacks
of toffee papers.
Which probably explains his other capers.
Betsy DeVos
used to sell candy-floss
on Brighton Pier.
But doesn’t want us to know, “because Brighton’s queer”
Karl Marx
liked to walk around parks.
But there aren’t many left,
because property is theft.
Jane Austen
was Banned In Boston.
But her image now floats
on £10 notes.