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Month: November 2017

November Clerihews 19

Bernie Sanders

is never the victim of double-entendres.

Which is more than can be said

for Maidenhead.

Author candide66Posted on November 27, 2017Leave a comment on November Clerihews 19

November Clerihews 18

Michael Portillo

keeps a quarter of hash under his pillow.

‘Cause he’s not the kind of bloke

to bum a smoke.

Author candide66Posted on November 24, 2017Leave a comment on November Clerihews 18

November Clerihews 17

Emmanuel Macron

never wears Dacron.

He’s more likely to be seen

in Racing Green.

Author candide66Posted on November 23, 2017Leave a comment on November Clerihews 17

November Clerihews 16

Christine LaGard

works very hard

but would rather pass her days

in street cafés.

Author candide66Posted on November 23, 2017Leave a comment on November Clerihews 16

November Clerihews 15

Mike Pence

sits on the fence

hurling ornamental trays

at passing gays.

Author candide66Posted on November 21, 2017Leave a comment on November Clerihews 15

November Clerihews 14

Angela Merkel

can herd cats in a circle

which she often has to do

for the E.U.

Author candide66Posted on November 21, 2017Leave a comment on November Clerihews 14

November Clerihews 13

Mad Max

hoards stacks

of toffee papers.

Which probably explains his other capers.

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November Clerihews 12

Betsy DeVos

used to sell candy-floss

on Brighton Pier.

But doesn’t want us to know, “because Brighton’s queer”

BrightonPierTripAdv.jpg

Author candide66Posted on November 13, 2017Leave a comment on November Clerihews 12

November Clerihews 11

Karl Marx

liked to walk around parks.

But there aren’t many left,

because property is theft.

CoolMarx.jpg

Author candide66Posted on November 12, 2017Leave a comment on November Clerihews 11

November Clerihews 10

Jane Austen

was Banned In Boston.

But her image now floats

on £10 notes.

 

JaneAustenNote.jpg

Author candide66Posted on November 11, 2017Leave a comment on November Clerihews 10

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