Bernie Sanders
is never the victim of double-entendres.
Which is more than can be said
for Maidenhead.
Month: November 2017
November Clerihews 18
Michael Portillo
keeps a quarter of hash under his pillow.
‘Cause he’s not the kind of bloke
to bum a smoke.
November Clerihews 17
Emmanuel Macron
never wears Dacron.
He’s more likely to be seen
in Racing Green.
November Clerihews 16
Christine LaGard
works very hard
but would rather pass her days
in street cafés.
November Clerihews 15
Mike Pence
sits on the fence
hurling ornamental trays
at passing gays.
November Clerihews 14
Angela Merkel
can herd cats in a circle
which she often has to do
for the E.U.
November Clerihews 13
Mad Max
hoards stacks
of toffee papers.
Which probably explains his other capers.
