Bernie Sanders
is never the victim of double-entendres.
Which is more than can be said
for Maidenhead.
Month: November 2017
November Clerihews 18
Michael Portillo
keeps a quarter of hash under his pillow.
‘Cause he’s not the kind of bloke
to bum a smoke.
November Clerihews 17
Emmanuel Macron
never wears Dacron.
He’s more likely to be seen
in Racing Green.
November Clerihews 16
Christine LaGard
works very hard
but would rather pass her days
in street cafés.
November Clerihews 15
Mike Pence
sits on the fence
hurling ornamental trays
at passing gays.
November Clerihews 14
Angela Merkel
can herd cats in a circle
which she often has to do
for the E.U.
November Clerihews 13
Mad Max
hoards stacks
of toffee papers.
Which probably explains his other capers.
November Clerihews 12
Betsy DeVos
used to sell candy-floss
on Brighton Pier.
But doesn’t want us to know, “because Brighton’s queer”
November Clerihews 11
Karl Marx
liked to walk around parks.
But there aren’t many left,
because property is theft.
November Clerihews 10
Jane Austen
was Banned In Boston.
But her image now floats
on £10 notes.
